16th scam: Fathers day

[bane_of_reisen]

So, you men think you can get off on bossing us girls around? I say BRING IT! I'll take whatever you can dish to me and throw it back ten fold! Lets see if you can impress the master of tricks and scams!

Comments

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

... saying something like that over the phone where people can directly respond to you... it's like you're practically asking for it.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

It gives me all the more reason to get them back later Reisen.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

... if this is anything like Mother's day, you realize they could make you do practically anything, right...?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Yes, and I will do something much worse to them later.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

...

...

... that's...

((Oh my god Tewi what is this Reisen doesn't even... she doesn't want to see you get hurt but when you're -really- asking for it like this, what is she supposed to do?))

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Reisen, I am confident that if someone truly hurts me, you will get revenge for me.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

*there's... a little something that snaps inside Reisen's head at that*

... so not only are you putting yourself in unnecessary danger, but you're also purposefully putting me in danger too as a result!

Don't be selfish and realize what you're doing!

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

-YANKING THE PHONE OUT OF TEWI'S HAND-

Inaba.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Master. I was just seeing if anyone had the gall to do something to me.

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

Aren't there plenty of proverbs that advise against such action? Really now...

Either way, we're staying home for now. I know Ky won't force anything on us.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

There are, but I was getting a bit bored.

Oh master, mind if I give you some Good luck? It should protect you from some of the more extreme requests.

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

That's quite sweet of you, little Tewi. Thank you very much.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Ok, here we go.

*Holds up her hands for a few seconds*

There we go, ne order of ultra good luck.

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

I'll be certain to use it wisely. -She gives Tewi a hair scruffing.-

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

And? Have you been impressed yet?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Not yet. Must have scared them off.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I see. You really are intimidating.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Of course I am. I know how to play my strengths!

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

And what are they, exactly?

[cowardly-prince.livejournal.com]

You're a rather willing test subject, aren't you?

Put to paper all your thoughts on poor decision-making. I expect an essay of no fewer than four notebook pages.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

It's not a poor decision! I gave myself good look so no really bad stuff gets asked of me.

*You hear papers being shuffled*

[cowardly-prince.livejournal.com]

That's not enough to fend off those who would prey on the vulnerable, I assure you.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

*Tewi has started writing*

My good luck is like finding a 40 leaf clover! It will protect me and my family from the perverts and murders out there.

[cowardly-prince.livejournal.com]

What does a mutant plant have to do with this? The fact remains that you cannot rely on luck.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Well, when it's this good you can.

But I'm also taking other safety methods. My bunnies are ready to tie me up if I get asked a very bad request.