11th Scam: Business Rabbit*Voice and Action*

[bane_of_reisen]

So, is everyone getting ready for the dance? Don't forget, payments for it end soon. If you don't pay now, you will have to pay extra at the door. It's a 10 dollar fee, and you can give it to me as my make my rounds today!

Oh, and if you need Flowers, I can arrange to get the best flowers around for the low low prince of 50 cents a flower. Some might cost more if we run low. We have roses, tulips, sunflowers, lilies, and many more!

I also have dresses and Tuxedo's. You can rent them for 30 bucks each! Just try not to get any white stains on them you naughty children!

I will be going now, so make sure to wave me down. Oh, and Bowser, I wanted to check in on your house, so make sure your there!

*The phone gets hung up. Tewi and her rabbits skip out of the house, ready to Scam make business deals with everyone going to the dance.*

Comments

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

Tewi... you're usually a bit more creative than this. Have you been feeling well?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

...

I feel insulted...

Master, if you must know, I am using this to help plan for something huge coming on April fools day.

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

You didn't answer my question. Have you been feeling well?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

Do you want me to pull super creative scam now?

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

You guess so?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

I don't feel bad, but I wouldn't say I feel perfectly fine.

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

You're due for a check up.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

... But I don't want a shot...

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

How many centuries have we done this and you're STILL afraid of needles? Please, Tewi.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

But they are so big...

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

I'll be extra gentle. I promise. And I'll be certain to give you a slice of carrot cake for your trouble.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

.... Ok. When should we have it?

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

Whenever you're ready, dear.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

I'll come after the dance.

The carrot cake better be delicious.

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

Do I ever disappoint?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Not yet...

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

I suppose I should keep a high standard, then. Just in case.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

That would be best. Even if you are good at something, you should never half ass it.

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

Such as you and your pranks, hmm?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

That is correct. I still don't see why yu don't like this Master.

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

To be honest, I'm a bit worried you're going to get hurt over this sort of thing.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

The only one here I am worried about hurting me is Yuuka. You said she wouldn't hurt us, but she broke my face with a rock a few days ago!

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

To be fair, you provoked that reaction. Which is why I'm worried someone else will have a similar response to you.

Tewi, you need to be more careful. I can't protect you from everyone here.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think anyone else here will go crazy with the mention of Reimu's name. Plus I didn't mean to provoke it! I was very upset about losing that election and none of you guys voted for me!

I have spotted other potential threats, like that fox. I got Bowser wrapped around my finger. Have you been protecting me without me noticing?

[hop-toit-udonge.livejournal.com]

No excuses, Tewi. I want you to leave Yuuka Kazami alone and that is final. I will not be held responsible if your continued provoking lands you in even more trouble.

I have always protected you, Tewi. That was part of our contract, wasn't it?