9th scam: Vote for the Bunny Party, Action

[bane_of_reisen]

*In the middle of town there is a large stage that was built there in the night. All around it are banner's and Balloon's that say things like, "Vote For Tewi", and "We can give you what you want". There are bunnies hoping around handing out and posting flies that has Tewi dressed like Uncle same. On the stage there is a Podium, and behind it is Tewi, in a nice female office dress she had the bunnies made for her.*

Hello citizens of Mayfield. I am sure you have hear promises being thrown around from some of the other people running for office. They are all telling you how great they are, and why you should vote for them. However, none of them are showing their true colors, and I feel I must tell you all the truth behind these people!

Lets start with Yuuka. She is telling you how she is pure, powerful, and will lead this town to a better place. Don't believe her lies! I come from the world she is from, and she is nothing like that! She is a psycho, who takes pleasure from the pain and suffering of others. She is convinced she is the strongest, even though she gets Owned by Reimu every time. She is even having relationship with a doll! How can we elect a sick person like that?!

Japan may seem like he is a good leader, but do not be swayed by his speeches! he is meek and submissive. If someone strong showed up and threatened him, he would buckle in a second. He would never stand up to the people who have kidnapped us!

Mayor says he is a Mayor back home, and is trying to take this place as well. First of all, that is unconstitutional. Second, he has been here less then a week, and he doesn't know anything about this place. We can't allow someone who knows nothing to become Mayor. Plus, he is an idiot.

Vince Noir may try to convince you that he is right for the job, and that he only cares for the safety of this town. But I have seen thru his lies. All he cares about is his hair! If he was having a bad hair day, he would rather work on that then help us!

America, now this is someone that has no right to ask us to vote for him. He was the "Hero" of this town, voted in by us, but where was he during the riots? Where was he when we were trapped in that bad scifi TV show plot? He wasn't helping us! He wasn't saving us! Sure he may say he was, but he was hiding in his room, crying for his mommy! And don't get me started on Meriken, she's just like America, only female.

Lambdadelta... do I even have to say it? Anyone that has heard her talk know she is a crazy bitch. She wants to bath in candy while watching us kill each other! She found that whole plot a month ago amusing, and wished more of us died!! Does that sound like a good leader?

Now, don't you see that all these people are bad for us? None of them care for the well being of all of us. Fortunately for you, I do care. I care for all of my fellow citizens here. Since coming here, I have started the bunny scouts, and have saved countless lives with the money gotten through donations. My bunnies have helped build rides at the playground, and helped people fix their tools and work on their gardens. I have been making this a better place. During the riot's, I was making sure no one was taken advantage of, and it cost me being hurt by some of the more violent visitors here! I see a better future for this town, and that future is Tewi!

*The rabbits all start cheering and clapping*

Now, I am willing to take any questions my fellow citizens have for me.

Comments

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

I'm running for mayor, what does it look like?

*Have a bunny putting a "Vote for Tewi" Button on your chest.*

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

*Reisen takes off the button and throws it away*

D-don't treat this like some kind of game! You're not doing anything but getting people angry at you at this rate!

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

But Reisen, all campaigns are like this. You are supposed to make the other side look bad.

And that button was very hard to make. Look, you made the bunnies cry.

*Yup, one of the bunnies is crying. He worked hard on that button*

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

That's not the point. Do you think people like Kazami are going to care about that? You said it yourself that she's crazy.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. If she tries to kill me, that just proves to everyone she is crazy, and makes me look even better.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

What are you even hoping to accomplish? There's no way you can win this.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Don't think so little of your Sister Reisen! I am an enlightened Earth Rabbit Youkai, I know more then most of these people running.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

I think a campaign where over half your speech is smearing the competitors isn't going to win you any favors; nevermind the fact that you'd probably just scam the whole town if you somehow manage to win.

And I'm not your sister.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

You think so little of me Reisen. Just because I like to trick and scam doesn't mean that's all I do. Why do you think the rabbit's made me the leader of all of the bamboo forest?

How many times do I have to say it Reisen, we are close enough to be sisters.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

You just don't present yourself as trustworthy to anything but the other earth rabbits.

And no, we're not. ((tsuntsun))

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Reisen, that hurts... Why don't you trust me at all.

Yes, we are Reisen. We rabbits have to stick together!

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

Four decades of traps, scams, and tricks have that kind of affect.

We're not sisters at all. ((Tsuntsun))

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Well, one can view those as fun things. Besides, it was not as bad as what others did to you on the moon.

Yes we are.

[moonstruck-eyes.livejournal.com]

They're not fun for me! And that has nothing to do with the moon!

... you can say that all you want but that doesn't prove anything.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Your life would have been boring without me! Just so you know, I did those things to stop you from thinking about the moon!

Someone's in denial.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

I'd prefer to take it easy than have to worry if my next step is going to trigger a pitfall. ... if it was just about making me stop thinking about the moon, then why do you still do it now?

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

...

A-anyway, all of that has nothing to do with this campaign of yours! You really should stop before you get yourself hurt...

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Don't we all love taking it easy. And I still do it because I got into the habit. And if I stop, you would freak out even more.

*Gives you a sly smile when you were quiet*

Are you worried about me Reisen? I thought you didn't care for me.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

... if I really was to freak out because you stopped, I think I could survive a brief freakout and live with not worrying about traps.

...

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... isn't it natural to look out for the well being of people you've lived with for a long time?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Knowing you, you would be looking over your shoulder, and freaking out for the rest of your life.

I-I'm touched...

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

... don't exaggerate. If anything, I'd just be suspicious that you have something big planned.

... *not dignifying the other statement with a response* a-anyway, you really should stop.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

And I wouldn't like to see you being like that.

I already did this much. I have to keep going. But why don't you join me and help me win?

lol icons made from the same pic-*is shot*

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

I'm suspicious of you either way.

And I wouldn't know the first thing about running a successful campaign, I just know that this is something dangerous that you're doing!

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

I view that as caring for me.

I was thinking you could protect me more then help me run it.

[stop-it-tewi.livejournal.com]

What...

Don't turn me into a bodyguard! Just drop this! I don't want the town getting angry at me over what you're doing!

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

But, I feel this job is made for me! If I become mayor, I will make sure all rabbits will get protected, and we will outlaw rabbit meat!